Baby Nova Is Here!


Cookiebear delivered our baby Nova Wednesday afternoon. He’s a healthy 7 lbs 12 oz and 19.5 in long. Sorry for the delay in posting its been a crazy week for The ClarkNova as you can imagine. Not to worry! New Modern Dadding posts you won’t want to miss are coming very soon. Till then…

Be good,

The ClarkNova

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Tech Dadding With The ClarkNova: Video Baby Monitor


Ok, so here’s my take. I’m a tech dad. I like “techie” things, so naturally when I saw the video baby monitoring systems on the market for fairly cheap I said “cool” right? NOPE. They are all shit. Tech dads, there is a MUCH better way to do this. I’m sure this is not a novel approach, as I have not really looked around, but nevertheless, it should be shared.

Wireless IP Video Cameras (such as this one) can usually be purchased for the same price, if not cheaper, than the baby monitoring systems currently on the market. Not only are the wireless IP cameras cheaper, they are MUCH more flexible in terms of A/V monitoring capability and quality (think remote viewing capabilities, night vision, remote-controlled pan, zoom and tilt with high quality video and bi-directional audio). The wireless IP camera can, of course, be viewed from any device connected to your home network via computers, laptops, and the handiest one of all: wi-fi enabled smartphones! Now you can be anywhere within range of your home network and still be able to view a live stream on your device anytime you “just want to check”. But wait. It gets better!

So you finally found a baby-sitter and are going out for the evening? Unlike most current baby monitoring systems, now you can check on your kiddo(s), even when you are away. All you have to do is setup a VPN on your home network’s router! Most, if not all, smartphones have VPN capability, so now you have the best reason of all to use it: something to take away that nagging feeling of whether or not your baby’s OK without having to call the sitter 500 times on your date night.

P.S. Feel free to post your questions comments or concerns.  If enough people show interest I will do a how-to.

Be Good,

The ClarkNova

Cooking With Clark: One Ingredient Ice Cream


Trying to keep Cookiebear cool at 41 weeks pregnant is a task! I think our heard our AC crying last night… then I remembered I saw a recipe on Reddit last week for 1 ingredient ice cream. Ready?

The 1 ingredient…

Peeled bananas (I used 5) cut into 1 inch slices

Directions:

Freeze sliced bananas 1-2 hours in a pie pan. Once frozen solid, put the slices into food processor and blend away. The frozen bananas will eventually become “crumbly” and start sticking to the sides of the food processor. Scrape from sides back into the center of the food processor and keep blending. The fats in the banana will start to work their magic then voila…

Tips:

  • Use ripe bananas for a sweeter ice cream.
  • You can add peanut butter, chocolate chips or maybe honey to it while blending. Be creative.
  • Immediately after blending, the texture will be much like soft-serve, refreeze to get the texture of regular ice cream.
  • Yes, it tastes like bananas.

My bananas are freezing right now. I will update this post once consumed and let you guys know if its worth your time and effort (what little effort there is… come on, its one ingredient.)

Update 1: The bananas are taking a bit longer to freeze than the suggested 1-2 hours.I’ve had mine in the freezer for 3 hours  now and they are almost solid. I think that if I were to blend them right now, not being completely frozen, I’d wind up with mush. 1 more hour should do it. I think cutting them a bit thinner next time will speed this process up. Maybe 1/2 inch pieces. Just another test of patience.

Update 2: Success! After waiting another hour or so in the freezer the bananas were frozen solid. Perfect! I threw them into the blender and started blending. I had to scrape the sides about 3 or four times then something magical occurred. The chopped up bananas turned into what can only be described as soft serve banana ice cream heaven. It came out exactly like the picture! Try this guys. You WILL NOT be disappointed.

Be Good,

The ClarkNova

Modern Dadding’s “Beer Of The Weekend” Award goes to…


WAKE UP DEAD IMPERIAL STOUT by Left Hand Brewing Co.

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Russian Imperial Stout
ABV: 10.2% IBU: 45 Color: Black, 55 SRM
Here’s a black ale to brighten your day. Wake Up Dead lurks in our cellars for over 4 months before being unleashed. Hints of raisins, black licorice, coffee and dark chocolate are followed by earthy, herbal hop notes. Any apprehensions about the rest of your day are quickly forgotten, for whatever the mind expects, it finds. Sometimes you’re not in the mood for what everyone else is having.

What The ClarkNova Says: Wake Up The Dead Imperial Stout is STRONG (ABV: 10.2%)! Even with the toasted malty sweetness and dark chocolate undertones it has a very smooth finish, probably due to the fairly low IBU’s. Dark and sweet (a little too sweet for my palette), with not much of a head, it is a rather heavy and slow beer to drink, but hits you like a ton of nice warm blankets. I’ve heard conflicting reports from multiple sources about whether or not drinking dark beers helps “let down” if you are breastfeeding. However, dark beers do have more flavonoids (Vitamin P) than lighter beers, and they do quickly replenish the much needed calories that women lose while breastfeeding. Here’s to you Cookiebear!

Note to self: Don’t let my wife know; she might ask me to start taking turns breastfeeding the baby.

P.S. to self: while pouring, be wary the “evil” lurking at the bottom of that deep, dark bottle.

Note: This prestigious award will be given out every Friday to make your weekend more enjoyable!

Be Good,

The ClarkNova

It is what it says…


AN AWESOME BOOK!

by Dallas Clayton

It’s a book about dreaming big.

The author has been kind enough to allow us to view it in its entirety (for free) online here. If you like it, buy a copy for the kids; it’s a very well made, hardcover book with high quality full page illustrations. Definitely worth the 16 bucks.

Be Good,

The ClarkNova

Update: T Minus 1 Day And Counting…


Hey guys,

Sorry for the slowing of the posts. Cookiebear (my wife) finally decided today was officially the start of her maternity leave! The “nesting” is in its final phase – “Phase 3 – The shit just got real”. Tomorrow is our monkey’s due date, so I am running around like a madman making sure I have everything ready. Last minute details, you know, little things, like how the fuck to fit a car-seat into a BMW coupe… First-world problems, I know. Anyways, hope you guys had a great weekend. Wish us luck.

Be Good,

The ClarkNova

Modern Dadding’s “Beer Of The Weekend” Award goes to…


Racer 5 IPA by Bear Republic Brewery out of Healdsburg, CA.

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American India Pale Ale
ABV: 7.0% IBU: 75+ Color: Golden
This hoppy American IPA is a full-bodied beer brewed with American pale and crystal malts, and heavily hopped with Chinook, Cascade, Columbus and Centennial. There’s a trophy in every glass!

Racer 5 IPA tastes like drinking liquefied hop in a glass (this is a good thing), not to mention it packs a pretty good punch (ABV: 7.0%)! I highly recommend picking up a six-pack (or two) for the weekend if you have an “open palate” for some amazing craft beer. Ladies, If your husband likes trying different beers, pick some up. I promise you will impress him. A true gift from the beer Gods.

Note: This prestigious award will be given out every Friday to make your weekend more enjoyable!

Be Good,

The ClarkNova

Hello Reddit (/r/parenting)!


For those of you coming in from /r/parenting. Thanks! For those of you that aren’t, may I introduce reddit parenting. A message board for all things parenting, and I do mean ALL things. You can also access the reddit parenting subreddit in the side bar to the right. I am working on quite a few more articles and ideas at the moment so check back often or subscribe to our RSS Feed, also in the sidebar to the right. Be good.

Sincerely,

The ClarkNova

Comments, Questions, Complaints?


Today I will be putting together a list of some ideas I’d like to write about. If you have any suggestions or requests please feel free to email me or post them in the comments section and I will work them in over the next month or so. I intend to try to work up to writing 2-3 new articles daily, so check back often for updates/posts or you can subscribe to our RSS feed and view us in your favorite reader. All comments are appreciated, so don’t hesitate to praise/slam my writing and choice of articles. It is you who will keep this blog from turning into a giant pile of breast-fed baby poo.

Yours Truly,

The ClarkNova